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• @weaverandom I have had a 3am in the afternoon. It hurts. in reply to weaverandom #
• @sharpest_rose Yeah it is. Which is why we do it – not because it's easy, but because we want to tell the story that damn much in reply to sharpest_rose #
• Damn these web based environments. I keep quitting firefox to focus on my work… when my work's in Firefox. *sigh* #
• I do so love my job when I get to describe things as "committing unspeakable acts of a literary nature" on documents sent for my editing :) #
• @m_minna i've heard rumours of Nats being more interested in climate change with greens style policies in mind in reply to m_minna #
• I am deeply deeply appreciative of @jennifergearing ignoring my amazingly bad taste in music mashups. #
• @ChallyZatB It's true. First response to @jennifergearing's question to was to check how much hardware was required. in reply to jennifergearing #
• @damonism Hell no :) in reply to damonism #
• I am enjoying the teaching this semester #
• RT @jennifergearing: Whups. @bpal order arrived today. Sniffing 12 imps = slightly headachy and sensory overload. /o\ <-What she said… #
• @melkettle – I counter said assertion with "Lung transplantation: General guidelines for recipient selection" http://is.gd/eCLNg in reply to melkettle #
• @m_minna 70% probably :) in reply to m_minna #
• Q for graphics peoples: How well can low res png files scale up? Are they actually vector images in disguise? #
• @dekrazee1 *random far side of the internet hug* in reply to dekrazee1 #
• @samhighley Thanks. Optimism doesn't trump compression algorithm does it? in reply to samhighley #
• @commuter_dirge My god appears to be complete with assembly instructions in reply to commuter_dirge #
• @dekrazee1 Gillard caretaker Government in overtime count? in reply to dekrazee1 #
• @facibus works as a batsignal for me in certain cities. light it up, see who's nearby and up for action in reply to facibus #
• @merlinc Fancy a pack of 'ead squirrels then guv? in reply to merlinc #
• #trebuchetlist corridor cricket. Corridor newts. Corridor sports and corridor insects. Corridor batwings still okay #
• Free to air TV is weird. #
• My life frequently contains random musical numbers. I was born under a Bollywood moon it seems. #trebuchetlist moment #
• @TraceyBeaton b*witched FTW. say you will, say you won't, say you'll do what I don't. say to me. "c'est la vie" in reply to TraceyBeaton #
• RT: @JonoH :) geeks only http://twitpic.com/2ixg71 <-Win #
• RT: @TraceyBeaton @stephendann every now and then I remember why we soured stopped dating.<- we lose the (lemon) zest from the relationship? #
• @m_minna You're awesome in reply to m_minna #
• @TraceyBeaton we lost the lemon feeling? citrus issues? too much lime apart? Orange you glad we did? in reply to TraceyBeaton #
• Uhoh #
• @jennifergearing Sorry. I'll go tweet over here now *sits in the corner* #
• 1. I am not Batman. 2. Seagulls are not helicopters. 3. I did not punch a seagull #

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• I appear to be channeling the spirit of Snagglepuss today. Exit, Stage left, IMMEDIATELY #
• @shmatts Use a gmail address for registration- Gmail ignores full stops in the username, so you can punctuate your way to multiple accounts in reply to shmatts #
• Needing twitter client/desktop app advice that can manage follow/unfollow and view acct timelines. Anything else is bonus. Recommendations? #
• @TurnbullMalcolm Double error message to a downtime error message. Bitly + Tinyurl + server overload? in reply to TurnbullMalcolm #
• @weaverandom You can do it Weaves. *believes in weaves* in reply to weaverandom #
• Ah, I see the "Career Limiting Move" switch is set to ON. In other news, I just snarked my Vice Chancellor. #
• Yes! Just physically rickroll'd my head of school. My career length is burning like a fuse, and I'm enjoying it :) #
• @downesy Rehab and a smaller line of supply to cocaine? in reply to downesy #
• @lexiphanic He is hypnotoad isn't he? in reply to lexiphanic #
• RT: @NathanaelB Choose: Spirituality or iPad. #qanda iPad. Easier to jailbreak, and we can prove Apple's creator exist. #
• Best. Author. Day. EVER. I have permission to use XKCD comics in my e-marketing text. \m/ #
• @NathanaelB If people ask, nod to the arm, and say "I'm really not a cat person". Followed by "I lost a fight with 4 kilos of fur and claws" in reply to NathanaelB #
• @NathanaelB I have the Youtube video for you then (the Mountain Dew 'Bad Cheetah' ) http://is.gd/ekZ8N in reply to NathanaelB #
• Huh. Just got away with something that really I shouldn't have tried, let alone succeeded in achieving. I appear to have leveled up again #
• @nicolejensen JUST DANCE #ladygaga in reply to nicolejensen #
• @barrysaunders @nicolejensen SAFETY DANCE #menwithouthats in reply to barrysaunders #
• Time to go home #
• Hey wow, it's Wednesday. 4 hours and change until show time… #
• Damn I am good at this job *savage grin* #
• @NathanaelB Perth exists? in reply to NathanaelB #
• Please forgive me for the actions of extremists I have never met who commit acts of violence that I have never advocated http://is.gd/enV7W #
• @sonialastrega You think anyone in this business has normal sleeping patterns? in reply to sonialastrega #
• Question: Is a "rule of thumb" a scientific measure? #
• Ironic money may still be money, but hey, I now own a pink and silver glitter Harley Davidson mug. #yahamasarebetterbikes #
• This is from the real world. No internets were harmed in the acquisition of this object. http://twitpic.com/2g33yk #
• @trib It's a father's day coffee mug for when you need to tell your dad that it's okay, you know, it's cool and he can stop living in denial in reply to trib #
• Harley Davidson Mugs. For when you already have self confidence http://twitpic.com/2g3hu8 #
• @kristinalford "National leader candidate pulls All-nighter to cram for election" in reply to kristinalford #
• @m_minna I have plenty of self respect. :) in reply to m_minna #
• @m_minna Harley Davidson. For when your insecurity needs to be broadcast as loudly as possible at the traffic lights. in reply to m_minna #
• Time to gingerly walk from office to the carpark. Something feels surprisingly bruised in my feet. Possibly my shoes :) #
• Quitting out of Twitter to focus on work is not helping me fix my Twitter OAuth requirements on my work blogs #
• @sonialastrega Given GU used to run their sub-domains and lower level sites on 486s until I melted a few… in reply to sonialastrega #
• @sonialastrega I would like to be surprised, I really would, but I remember the protests to keep the QueerSpace open back in the late 1990s in reply to sonialastrega #
• How to Disable Facebook Places http://t.co/MuSQTGX via @lifehacker #
• @sharpest_rose Everything is about the Robins innit? in reply to sharpest_rose #
• Hey attention span. Fail me now. I need some multitasking. #
• @mpesce less spell casting and more vote casting in reply to mpesce #
• @beaney Thank you Snagglepuss in reply to beaney #
• @Mia_Will No, they'd be more centrist. The centralisation is a flaw in the market research sample selection by pollsters, media and parties in reply to Mia_Will #
• RT @deptofinternets: #AusVotes #SausageSizzles are Australia's burnt offerings. Cows, pigs, and onions must die so that our nation may live. #
• Bunnings. Keeper of the Australian Democratic right to election day sausage sizzles #ausvotes #ausvoted #
• @GetUp bringing balance to the electorate? in reply to GetUp #
• @LiamPomfret having a progressive agenda makes for some partisan politics. thought they were a little too progreen at the htv card #ausvotes in reply to LiamPomfret #
• @zuzu Best Voting Booth ever? in reply to zuzu #
• @NathanaelB That's just the spare snags from #masterchef #ausvotes sausage sizzle in reply to NathanaelB #
• @NathanaelB a vote for JarJar in the Senate is a vote for Sidious in reply to NathanaelB #
• @SeraphimSP There's usual a campaign headquarters at a hotel or a largish venue that can handle press conferences and live crosses in reply to SeraphimSP #
• @purrsikat Victoria is being counted first? in reply to purrsikat #
• RT @peterjblack: labor 73; labor 72; greens 1; independents 4 #ausvotes <-It's true, you really can't tell them apart in a blind policy test #
• @damonism Conroy. in reply to damonism #
• Alt Election Result: Greens 1, Independents 4, Remarkably similarly looking targeting the same swinging vote base 145 #ausvotes #
• So, who else thinks both parties should nominate the greens candidate for speaker of the house? #ausvotes #
• @kehealey YES and provide some for @jennifergearing as well in reply to kehealey #
• #ausvotes #greens Positive campaign for change, positive & compassionate "People in Australia want to be in the 21st century" Well said #
• Kerry O'Brien "The ABC is committed to broadcasting until I slump forward on the desk" #
• RT @renailemay: RT @abcmarkscott: Yes, #ABCNews24 will stay on air until a result is known … and after that as well. #ausvotes #
• @Brettskies Katter sounds terrified to be honest. He understands just how deep he's in it now. in reply to Brettskies #
• TONY ABBOTT MUST STAY AWAKE UNTIL A GOVERNMENT IS FORMED! #ausvotes #
• Day after the election: Australian parliament still hung over. Australian Senate making chirpy whistling sounds &frying up bacon. @ausvotes #
• Suggestion: Next election is #ausdecides and #ausmakeupyourbloodymindalready #

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Tech support moment "First, deal with wizard". It's Outlook, so there's probably a dragon in there somewhere as well to be fair # Anyone in BNE know a tech support person who can fix e-mail (outlook) and does home call out? # @insaniax Would be northside. Some degree of arcane voodoo involving System Restore seemed [...]

I uploaded a YouTube video — His wings are like a shield of steel http://youtu.be/-TR-8fzG60c?a # Made a student sufficiently nervous that his extra strength heat/stress activate deodorant effectively nuked my office air supply. # RT @fridley: Below The Line Lets You Plan Your Senate Vote: http://bit.ly/aOOLI7 # @zuzu *sends good vibes* in reply to [...]

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