Note to Self

Collected notes to myself from my twitter stream

  • Note to self. Is not better living thru chemistry not dentistry
  • Note to self: a) work out which twitter account is which b) finish the Social Marketing Quarterly paper, then figure out Twhirl
  • Note to self: C#
  • Note to self: Do not spend the afternoon in Sketchup design a ratapult or designed silverbuckshot shotgun shells (werewolf-zombie stoppers)
  • Note to self: Do not write course outlines that make topics sound so interesting you might want to teach the subject. That way lies trouble
  • note to self: Exploding in flame only works if one is a phoenix.  Otherwise, someone else has to upload the video to Youtube for you.
  • Note to self: Fridge contains bacon. Finish washing up, taunting neighbours with glorious scent of bacon.  Regret absence of #browns
  • Note to self: Just because you’re carrying tiny vials of hypercaffeine is no reason to start calculating remote delivery systems for them.
  • Note to self: next internet marketing class, the blog as assessment item is the only major project for the semester.
  • note to self: Piczo.com is myspace’s annoying little brother
  • Note to self: Quit calling out the godfather of social marketing. It’ll lead to more trouble than you’ve got budgeted for this season
  • note to self: remove “DESTROY KNOWN UNIVERSE” from the to do list on the public whiteboard. Replace with coded message of “Vote Liberal”
  • Note to self: Remove USB drive from hat before placing hat on head.
  • Note to self: Trebuchet more permissible than the Bruce Willis victory dance from The Last Boy Scout.  #trebuchet #nonpermitteditems
  • Note to self: you may not use “smackhound” as the substitute for missing authors/references when writing academic papers.
  • Note to self: You’re not allowed to sign ANU documentation in crayon.  They prefer glitter pens
  • Note to self: Only allowed to summon greater old ones if they owe me money
  • Note to self: timber wolves are surprisingly low yield for lumber. Continue the research.
  • Note to self: Aardvarks are ill suited for space flight. Continue the research.
  • Note to self: No, you may not purchase several hundred dollars of fonts.
  • Note to self: can’t be pope. Wizard hat and robe exclusion rule prohibits popehood.
  • Note to self: cannot summon exoskeleton combat suit by shouting POWER EXTREME in middle of airport due lousy satellite coverage.
  • Note to self: phones need charging not charges to work. Sell those and the detonators as well
  • Note to self: yumcha not at china crisis.
  • Note to self: buy an emotional surge guard for the computer
  • Note to self: No Nerf Weapons until after the weekly staff seminar. It’ll only end in tears and confiscated toys
  • Note to self: check and reload before leaving safe zone. #zombies #hvz
  • Note to self: Regime change is not an appropriate agenda item for a staff meeting
  • Note to self: No longer allowed to shout “THAT RABBIT IS A SPY!” at people wearing ill fitting rabbit suits #tf2easter
  • Note to self: Do not reconfigure @insaniax’s buttons
  • Note to self: “let’s go crazy Broadway style” is not a quantitative methodolgy. It’s still qual no matter how many Squishies you’ve had
  • Note to self: embed Rick Astley question in exam.
  • Note to self: Waterproof and lightning proof the scythe and cloak outfit. Also, buy industrial strength hair straightener.
  • Note to self: Do not mock subzero about shrinkage. It’s -2.2°C in Canberra this morning.
  • Note to self: I may not tie the pen on a string to the floppy disk drive. Both may be artifacts of a bygone era, but that’s not the point
  • Note to self: Must not cast unforgivable curses on lecture theatre equipment.
  • Note to self: You didn’t take this on because it was going to be easy. You volunteered because it was nigh bloody impossible #reminder
  • Note to self: “scenes from a hat!” is not an adequate battle cry. Neither is “Continue the research”
  • Note to self: Backup employment to external drive before making significant changes to the sanity level of any coworkers or senior staff
  • Note to self: Just because a site suggests activating the palantír, it doesn’t mean i have to look into the damn thing.
  • Note to self: I have no legitimate reason to have anything on fire at the moment.
  • Note to self: Backflooding is less useful than backburning. #thingsyoulearnthehardway
  • Note to self: find portishead album

Operation #TrebuchetList now in order…