Added to prohibited items….
Remote controlled animals, up to and including any form of radio controlled spiders, raptors, furred, feathered or winged creature. Especially any remote controlled spiders.
Exemption: Excludes hippogryphs, and any fish controlled whilst using telepathy.
Items for consideration to be added on the next review of the list.
- Card games and tricks including but not limited to shuffling, throwing, sharking, flourishes, scaling, poker and blackjack.
- Exemption: Nil. Seriously, I am not allowed to grow up to be Gambit.
- Exemption: Ad hoc poker. Professional, amateur or pro-am prohibited under the provisions of Temporal Certainty.
- Demon pacts, or related deals with devil(s) up to and including buying, leasing, renting or reselling souls.
- Exemption: I’m allowed to sign contracts of service, work for hire, and consultancy agreements as long as I’m paid in cash or direct deposit. I may no longer accept souls of the damned as currency.
- Portraits that have the functional capacity to replicate the Dorian Gray Experiment.
- Submarines. Conventional, nuclear or yellow.
- An extraordinary array of currently science fiction technologies that may yet turn to science fact.
- Time travel
- Space ships
- Most forms of star fighter
- Most forms of capital ships, including the USS Enterprise, Battlestar Galactica, Shadow Fleet, Star Destroyers
- Exemption: Rebel Blockade Runners
- Light sabers
- Chainsaws (Doom style)
- Anything with the words “Portable” and “Thermonuclear” associated with it
- Temporal anomaly
- Mind reading equipment.
- Time travel.
- Advanced cloning technologies
- Basic cloning technology
- Unsupervised access to any form of cloning
- Teleportation (all, any and some)
- Any form of time travel that requires some form of clock motif, metaphor or messing about with a time piece which could result in a temporal loop.
 Recent survey on trusting me with science fiction vehicles
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