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Redbird in "#nerf battle wagon" mode. Those are quicksixteens on the passenger window (#nerf #foamwarfare .. http://t.co/aHJbS9NB #
xkcd: Ten Thousand http://t.co/QvMBcjW6 <-And this explains why I love teaching #
BOOK REVIEW Cat Daddy by Jackson Galaxy | moderncat | http://t.co/nhjHJQb3 (ping @m_minna) #
@trib That is epic. Well spotted sir. #
@ebeonline since i am in town, hell yes. #
@ebeonline the Fannish announce table is go! #
@ebeonline shall it open up our eyes? (and yes, and we may have to break out the suits for this) #
RT @GhostWhoVotes: #Newspoll Primary Votes: ALP 30 (+3) L/NP 45 (-6) GRN 12 (+1) #auspol <- down six points. Time for an LNP #spill #
@RyanBlake85 *snicker* but surely a disaster of six points lost must result in Abbott making room for Costello's return #spill #auspol #
http://t.co/OXgMTiZs Brings Awesomeness to Events Schedules | Event Manager Blog http://t.co/CzhTDBle <- ping@@nicolejensen and @melanietk #
Privacy Simplified http://t.co/q08UMUcg <- Icons for use in setting out privacy policies for web services. #
@RaeBeta Stairmaster and Thighmaster Jnr as sidekicks? #
Extreme cat grooming (#tonkinese #instacats #grooming #natureabhorsavacuum #catsarenotthatkeeneither #the .. http://t.co/X3CMznr0 #
My week on twitter: 8 retweets received, 20 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
@richl1 they still for hire? Or have they retire to the Florida Keys underground? #
Coffee Shop WIN – Win! http://t.co/zNYU8Vt5 <-This one is for you, @LordRiffington. #
Meat Glue – Boing Boing http://t.co/j2LJHW6z <-This why I'm not allowed to have meat glue #trebuchetlist #
http://t.co/GtX2Xtj6 – Love by Telmini by http://t.co/jVm9nQF4 #endorsed #
http://t.co/TUEZf0jt – LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem (Telmini & Darkacide Damaged File Remix) by Telmini #endorsed #
CCTV and LCD adverscreen with anti-booze PSA, London, UK.… http://t.co/jN05X1ab <-Bad advertising practice #
@djackmanson My Zeppelin has a flat. #
@djackmanson s'okay. Just waiting for it to recharge – it's a L.E.D. Zepplin #
Emoome http://t.co/0QFwLwwZ (ping @m_minna and @jennifergearing) word interpretation / meaning thing. #
» About Project Hexapod http://t.co/QdxhUN3k <- A six legged two seated walking robot transport. AT-AT prototype! #
http://t.co/CWrTLxYy – Skrillex – Orchestral Suite By Varien by Skrillex #endorsed #
Hacked IRL: Dublin’s Digital Library – Win! http://t.co/URfi6GG6 #
@joannejacobs You're secretly building a 1.44mb Borg cube, aren't you? #
@laidar G'night mez dear #
Tee Busters | http://t.co/HMIpVNLh | Loki Army shirt (ping @jennifergearing) #
This is rather early in the morning to be awake #
Cat Imperial Walker Wallpaper by Mike Joos http://t.co/j8fkiR0U <-Impurrial troop transporter! #
Anodyne Anonymity – Boing Boing http://t.co/1hccbAiW <-Note to future self: Named and on the record is the stance to take when doing media #
Lolcats: ASSASSIN UNLOCK – http://t.co/3WRnduRa (ping @gilorian @gumbuoy @ebeonline ) #
Pwaq event is outdoors. Cold night and a crowd that dressed for indoors. Oh, and british wrestlers who keep talking about the heat #
@ebeonline doing it tough without my announce partner. Still heckling with the best :) #
@ChallyZatB sounds like a reasonable saturday night #
Good small experimental Nerf matches today. The Jolt makes the pistol round really interesting #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Saschacat (#socialmoggia #instacats #tonkinese #neko ) http://t.co/lmHcxQeh #
Happy Birthday "cake" for @jennifergearing http://t.co/vOEygjiy #
@gumbuoy Headed BBQwards. Need any supplies brought in? #
@upadventure well, i'm attending two wrestling bouts, a birthday party and a Nerf match that weekend, so when were you around BNE? #
@jennifergearing will you accept cat paws and a moth? #
@weaverandom HULK FEEL! #
@jennifergearing ilu2 *stomps* *paws and cuddles* #
Fire swans! (#lake #night #fountains #thingsthatgosplashinthenight http://t.co/GMhBTK9L #
"set a trap" "they're wraiths!" "set it anyway" *traps go off* "how does that even work?" #
ravenology – http://t.co/LoUClElg <-Avengers call back win #
Loki rides the onion (#avengers #loki #onion #perfectlyshoberoccifer http://t.co/ls4mpgmP #
Alan Wake cosplay anyone? (#thedark #thelight #moreAAbatteries) http://t.co/R81fePL1 #
Warming yourself by the light of a roaring candle (#warmth #teameffort #birthday) http://t.co/cJzupzEm #
@soniaahhh oh hai thar! #
That awkward moment when your muscles launch a successful counterattack on the masseuse. #
My week on twitter: 1 new listings, 30 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
"A Good Idea" cartoon | Tom Fishburne: Marketoonist http://t.co/MSpK7wrV <-The bane of novel ideas and risk adverse management. #
10,000 Cupcake Mosaic WIN – Win! http://t.co/ZuHslqGy <-Cooking is science! #
@lordriffington speak more of this idea. #
Thoughts. Plans. Projections. Documentation. Working titles and project codenames. #
Miniature Classic Star Wars Arcade Cabinet WIN – Win! http://t.co/zhYUkuXT <- I loved that full scale machine back in the day #
Drink Your Sorrows Away – http://t.co/RLFh4RhG – Wonderful cat and dog pun combo. #
Somebody That I Used To Know – Pentatonix (Gotye cover) – YouTube http://t.co/fv29skiZ – The "drop" at 1.06 is classic. #
Oh the dignity. @saschacat has to be shaved for his ultrasound. Good thing we got his glamour shots last night. #
@jennifergearing you coming home for dinner then? #
@jennifergearing cool. Cat is in for an ultrasound, so we can mock his litle furry haircut later #
Bad news – @saschacat has cancer. 16 years of being a loyal cat companion coming to a close. #
Hacked IRL: Water Every Three Days – Win! http://t.co/9PXLUlc4 <- Street art or visual pun? #
Hacked IRL: Minor Squid Infestation – Win! http://t.co/9eaSoydA (ping @weaverandom) #
Jen and Bec. #twiins http://t.co/fEW7Svea #
@weaverandom I'm glad you liked it #
Smug Moggy (#smoggy #instacats #tonkinese #cats #neko ) http://t.co/V5MypmwI #
chilling out, north chermside style at the nandos, awaiting @ebeonline before heading to the local wrestling #
I am so buying a wrestling league later. #
@ChallyZatB i am proud. And i say this from a live event. It's our night out. #
PWAQ. delivering fresh wrestling to the front row seats http://t.co/h5a27DzF #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Happy Birthday "cake" for @jennifergearing @ Roma Street Parklands http://t.co/2TS2jK2L #
Medical monday #adventuresinmedicine continue – ultrasound and molescan! More data means more science, right? #
Ultrasound to the rib cage. Inclusive of a popping sensation. Ouch. Have had less intrusive non intrusive scans. #medicalscience #
@deanlk I blame modern dance for my ribs wanting to pop and lock. #
Relaxed cat (#instacats #tonkinese #neko #relaxed http://t.co/ZuBJzDdL #
Saschacat checking his facebook profile (#neko #tonkinese #instacats #socialmoggia http://t.co/AapEHJLx #
@jennifergearing $5 says palmer retracts before failing to secure nomination. Lilley is Santoro country, and he don't play well with others #
Molescan! Molescan! Roly poly molescan! #medicalscience #
@TrishwaH Thank you, children of Channel 10 comedy generation :) #
@TrishwaH that'd be a bewdiful con job, right? #
@marketingandrew judgement? :) #
@marketingandrew done any media on Brand Palmer versus Brand Swan? #
@marketingandrew i'm off grid remember? 'grats on the media too #
@ABCnewsIntern put Tony Abbott on Deal or No Deal and let's see how he goes. #
@marketingandrew cheers. As soon as I get a clear picture or diagnosis, you'll get an update #
Woot! First #medicalscience victory! All clear on the molescan! this VitaminD deficiency is paying dividends! #
@TrishwaH sandvich or soap opera scoring? #
@soniaahhh higher ed grad dip? #
King of the Hill http://t.co/ohkAbrpO #
@soniaahhh it's also quite fun (which education centre is your host?) #
@soniaahhh cool. I've studied my grad certs through GU and ANU #
I just ousted Rebecca L. as the mayor of Taigum Central Medical Practice on @foursquare! http://t.co/OrHDQAkb #
Photo: getoutoftherecat: That’s my excuse for not playing Words with Friends. http://t.co/pQPwwJL8 #
Business Cat – the red dot seems to be attracted to powerpoint… http://t.co/gD0Ui2GS #
Nerf NOW!! — Forseti http://t.co/p7c6oJX6 <- Valve is probably trying to make this work as we type… #
Business Cat – Priority management, cat style http://t.co/2kKzbzyf #
My week on twitter: 2 retweets received, 2 new followers, 45 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
Photo: whereisthecoool: It’s the End of the World as we know it survival kit! 85% guaranteed to keep you… http://t.co/HCLBHxv1 #
Light Painting in Video WIN – Win! http://t.co/E6PZjgol <- Brain meltingly pretty #
The [professor] will also hold the Coca-Cola Chair and will have privileged access to the Coca Cola Company. http://t.co/TvswWhT9 #
@trib True. But at least they're honest about it, which is nice or Diet Nice or Nice Zero :) #
Make Your Own Infused Vodka With This Quick-Infuse Method | Lifehacker Australia http://t.co/zI3CPRae <-Will it Blend? Yes it will. #
This is not a yes/no answer type of question (#questions #forms #survey #theanswerisyes http://t.co/HhDUrPKB #
@upadventure Normally I would be, but I'm residing in Brisbane whilst recovering #
@upadventure injury, illness and hopefully today produces a diagnosis that answers the "what happened?" question more clearly #
@xulonxulon @gumbuoy I answered yes, no and maybe #
@RaeBeta Toth the raven? Twoth would work that side of the Edgar Allen Day-Glo scene. #
ENTRY standards for elite courses are plummeting as universities [prioritize money over standards] http://t.co/8kQlVEn8 #
Adventures in #medicalscience 3: the day of the specialist! #
We have an answer! #
Tearable Puns Are Terrible – http://t.co/ma0btV5p – this would be relevant to @jennifergearing's existence :) #
@damonism So that's 32/140 jobs cut in Operation Turn A Profit. #
@damonism This looks like the new template though – cut all jobs, readvertise less jobs, and look surprised at the utter lack of morale #
@gavintapp d) Yes. #
Battle damage report: Shin splints, fatty liver, dislocated rib, and advice to give up alcohol. #medicalscience #
@damonism Although, if they do it right, watching 5 professors fight for 3 spots could be a fundraising activity if they'll sell tickets #
@damonism I'll provide the weapons :) #
@bronwynah That'll be the return to work doctor who gets that task :) #
@bronwynah the 11 hours of teaching, in 3x3hr 1x2hr blocks probably also created the problem. #
@monkeytypist That is an amazing page just for the "Summonitus Caerulei (Blue's Clues)" alone #
@jennifergearing ILU too #
@bronwynah I can see a nice tension between the legal liability of the ANU and the HoS desire to teach me into the ground #
RT @angeftw: #foodtruck idea: gourmet interpretations of #military MRE/ration pack food, called Apocalypse Chow. <-WANT #
@lasic it won't. Then again, the point of the PhD is the apprenticeship in writing and research, so it's suppose to start as a challenge #
HOWTO make a CAT-AT Star Wars cat-condo – Boing Boing http://t.co/llVCKlX1 #
“is this possible?” — has become rhetorical by this point as well. But I hope I never lose that curiosity… http://t.co/RvcH6Age #
Popcorn (#dodedeedeedodedo #popcorn #junkfood #instanoms #cinema) http://t.co/q8Ac6aPu #
Right. To the city, now that my legs are working post physio poking. #
@bronwynah my physio is a darling, but she was obvious worried about furthering the injury, so yeah. Legs A+++ would use for walking again #
Nerf backyard war going off. Three cars in game as cover/ objectives / ammo dumps. Redbird saved my skin more than once #
That was a glorious day of foam battle. #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Technically I am on rec leave next week. I shall shake it up a bit by scheduling medical tests. Rebellions-r-us. #
Aquaman takes his soy milk selection very seriously (#bobblehead #aquaman #soymilk #dccomics #kitchen #ad .. http://t.co/6Mv16Ina #
Skrillex, see, knows what he’s doing. http://t.co/V3S3zngu <- Worth reading if you're still holding on the to "Can't play" meme #
@kidhedera *hugs you* #
@nicolejensen that looks amazing #
Dinosaur castle guard. Someone, somewhere is having argument validity issues as a result of the photo (#b… http://t.co/PwmNpzwN #
Such that it is. Such that it was. Such that it will always have been – #timetravellerprayer #
Photo: › [Street Art Utopia / In the Chaudfontaine park in Belgium. By Uysal Mehmet Ali.] › Vidar Egnér,… http://t.co/bYHzlQbb #
@marketingandrew yeah, i have a fondness for weird public art #
@kidhedera *epic hug tiems* #
Photo: laughtillthecowscomehome: This would not be fun for the rest of the people in the room http://t.co/pNCB4DKZ #
#Nerf spares and repairs (#diy #PicFrame http://t.co/x8i6CKGY #
@NathanaelB maybe they needed to bookmark it for a second use? I see "clear the cache" and "use private browsing" wasn't in the advice? #
Dinner (#cauliflower #potato #rice #tomato #instanoms #meal #foodphoto #food http://t.co/2nwnuXlX #
Ultrasound & more blood tests. Did ask doc if I could get a whole body scan. Apparently there's no billing code for it. #medicalscience #
@sthcrft motivational sick puppet time? #
@soniaahhh At the rate I'm going, I think I'll be checking in for one. "I'd like a diagnostic check with the works thanks" #
It's a bug's life (#insect #flowers #yellow #notthemovie http://t.co/0EVGYhLH #
@soniaahhh that may be what got me into this mess #
My week on twitter: 1 retweets received, 12 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
Slow motion stupidity http://t.co/A8X0cMeI – The flour and candle is beautiful, and rather painful looking…still…very pretty #
Average level of C'wealth taxation was much higher under Howard-Costello than it has been under ALP http://t.co/sfMj7od7 #
http://t.co/Tes5HfJo – Nine Inch Nails – Head Like a Hole (Mustache Riot & Direct Feed Remix) FREE DOWNLOAD by Mustache-Riot #endorsed #
‘Fancy Dress’ series, characters such as Darth Vader become dresses for girls. http://t.co/zxMC5jI9 <-Totes Adorable #
Chuck & Beans http://t.co/t4G1yb7K – Sleepytime Limbo. I used to be good at this, then I took an arrow to the caffeine tolerance… #
@DocConnor NIN is strangley hard to remix, which makes this quite remarkable. #
Medical Monday trifecta: April 30 for gp, bone scans, molescan. *sigh* #
RADIOACTIVE SUPERPOWERS NOT SEEM MUCH DIFFERENT FROM USUAL MORNING URGE TO SMASH. #hulksulk #
Go Between Rainbow bridge (#rainbow) http://t.co/94Oj8Dzh #
Wtf shoes? (#shoes #shopping #fashion) http://t.co/8VX2HXAm #
@nicolejensen sounds like the uni blocking specific ports on the student networks #
I think my radiologist is Socially Awkward Penguin. #
SUPER RADIOACTIVE NAP POWER NOT BEST RESULT FROM GAMMA RADIATION LOTTERY. #hulksulk #
@1234_Sock Well played good sock. 10 points for Hufflepuff #
@ebeonline how soon do i need to decide? Still in recovery mode from adventures in medicine? #
@ebeonline spam. I don't use that service for email ( was it the 2003 address?) #
@ebeonline ah, those closed accounts that never actually close #
Technically, I think that's a Croc Lobster (#croc #lobster #motionintheocean #ooohwah #b52s #shoes #stor .. http://t.co/wJI3Wmvo #
@soilduck @UTLAU from memory, they cost about $400. #
@joannejacobs it's very you. #
Photo: gabzilla-z: Omg squee. http://t.co/V7X6cBxM #
How To Turn A Personal Domain Into Your Own Personalized Link Shortener http://t.co/kYwkmqdK <-Been meaning to get one of these #
It Was a Good Fur Day – Lolcats – http://t.co/4dvuk0Nm – Armoured Squirrels. #
@JonelB I think that's kinda awesome. #
According to @klout, I'm influential about Social Marketing, Zombies, and Nerf http://t.co/krXiGR97 <-Strangely accurate really. #
So… I just scouted $200 worth of upgrade parts for a $40 nerf blaster. #
@DocConnor xplorer longstrike priming bar, orange mod works longstrike massacre kit, and alternate springs. #
Contemplation (#tonkinese #neko #grassisgreener #instacats ) http://t.co/HgBQHGk4 #
@nicolejensen good luck #
@nicolejensen laptop or desktop drive? #
Whoever designed the Boondall State school likes rain and hates children #
Happy birthday @jennifergearing! #

Weekly Twitter Updates

@weaverandom *long distance hugs* #
@lordriffington How long until we get a time lapse camera mounted on the Blue Lion? #
@trinchronicity *hugs you* thanks hon. 15 years of constant stress and work takes some serious repaying to recover #
@gumbuoy combine their powers next time? #
Omg chili icecream ping @merlinc and @jennifergearing http://t.co/cT6cdLgL #
That's no spacestation (#moon #nofilter #geekjoke #night ) http://t.co/LYmd9kF4 #
Not yet rabbit season (#duck #duckseason #fowlplay #daffy http://t.co/8gnHO2jK #
@erinrileyau That section is the 2011 NRL competition on replay, but they're never allowed to change their wrong picks? #
Qantas logo in motion (#kangaroos #skippy #qantas #suburbankangaroo http://t.co/hTi708jp #
@joannejacobs oh yeah. This much I know to be true. Ps. I have a kinnect ;) #
@joannejacobs *metallic eyebrow raise* that's 10001111110 you think #
@joannejacobs damn you autobotcorrect! #
@joannejacobs i swear that last tweet of yours just dialled someone in sussex. #
@joannejacobs right then, you'll be providing the flamethrower, and then we're iff to burn down Emerald City? #
@joannejacobs so? Convenient walk to the flames, and you can pop back home at half time for tea :) #
@joannejacobs hey. Wait. What? I am completely reasonable on requested extensions. Late submissions results in bounty hunters #
@joannejacobs and with that segue to Jango Fett's first paper round, i bid you good night #
@joannejacobs my primary TF2 class was medic, then pyro. I like the utility more than the art. #
Mumble incoherently and carry a large propellant tank – pyro's life advice. (also, the toaster is a spy!) #
Sense of urgency (#tonkinese #instacats #cat #neko ) http://t.co/An7eI4Iu #
Dinner from the House of Tracey Catering (#bacon #chestnuts #brusselsprouts #dinner #food #instanoms #foo… http://t.co/uSKRn4qa #
Thrilling goal in the #ninja 6aside tournament. (#soccer #nambour http://t.co/KC07n2aO #
http://t.co/X8PYNfBr – Pump it by SubVibe by http://t.co/jVm9nQF4 #endorsed #
@lordriffington @nicolejensen and they're rather tasty. #
@nicolejensen @lordriffington we still got any of that stash left? (also diet v does exist btw) #
My week on twitter: 2 retweets received, 6 new followers, 21 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
@ChallyZatB Who? I mean, yes! #
How to train your bearded dragon? (#lizard #suburbia #dragon #smallerinreality http://t.co/jrdmh4Ek #
Somebody missed me whilst I was away (#tonkinese #instacats #neko #cat #scritches) http://t.co/Q3zOKHOj #
The quest item mode at #nandos is quite spectacular (#nofilter #achievementunlocked http://t.co/CnlIAVg6 #
Pleated Jeans, via http://t.co/TVUOtTxD <- The Cat Equation #
How to Create Your Own Social Media Playbook http://t.co/gyotIUZ7 <-For those wanting to have their own RTFM document #
Dinner as served… (#instanoms #dinner #salad) http://t.co/sYQJEXN0 #
Lolcats: Coffee is good. Sleep is better – http://t.co/qO6s7k4v <-My recent life in Lolcat #
New Rules for the New Economy http://t.co/07pIhjxF 56 hours of exploration time. Same for gaming and research I suspect. #
@LiamPomfret physical science can't string together a full length phd thesis as easily as the difficult sciences can? #
This ->15 minutes of the Jeopardy think music by RCPlanes59 http://t.co/p06pooFD #endorsed #
Medical science update: more tests! Bone scans next! Then maybe a new specialist! More medical science dramas! #
@lscave it's been a long year of medical science so far. Getting closer to an answer, but the answer options are getting well weirder #
@lscave also, thanks. Much appreciated #
@lscave i have asked for coauthorship on the conference paper. If it proves science worthy that is #
@lordriffington natural webslingers i suspect #
@ChallyZatB <3 #
The awkward part where my health improvement requirements of "quit drinking alcohol" and "drink 2l water a day" are pre-exisiting behaviours #
@joannejacobs good night dear. #