Twitter: Stephendann.com

Weekly Twitter Updates

The car for the XBox Generation http://t.co/S0l5pBbL #
Photo: The car for the XBox Generation (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/iiTnWBI3 #
Photo: Flavour fails us once more… Starscream (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/3AIteo4p #
Photo: Serious side airbag…WILL KILL YOU (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/hq0XgYof #
@onfiery Love you too darling #
@frala_fontaine Dropbears are notoriously republican #
Hey @jennifergearing… There's cake http://t.co/O5PhBIzD #
@Doc_Samantha I did share the cake. It's on twitter innit? #
@servantofchaos It's only grey market democracy. Those protests are clearly marked as "export democractic use only" #
My week on twitter: 1 retweets received, 13 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
@lexiphanic I'm found of inappropriately adding commas to otherwise innocent terms #
Nice to feel vaguely alive. Turns out I am a cat – sleep, hack up a furball, sleep again, get grumpy, get fish, feel better. #
Week 12 complete. Survived 46 content delivery lectures, 5 tutorials, 2 guest lectures, and now having marking and 4 revision events to go #
I am a bad person. I do bad things. But hey, I genuinely enjoy listening to Rick Astley, so make of that what you will #
@lordriffington well, i'm just trying to tell you how I'm feeling #
@matthewgain Recursive loop working? #
@lordriffington I knew you'd never give up #
Time to be irresponsible with money. Hi Photojojo website #
@jennifergearing when are you headed to Canberra next? #
I just wrote a eulogy for a web browser. I've been on the internet too long #
@m_minna Flock. It was retired in April this year #
@m_minna Text based equivalent. I loved that browser, extracting the references to it from Chapter 0 is quite extensive #
Editing this chapter is kinda depressing. #
@m_minna Melancholy music and excessive caffeine consumption #
Hey @TrishwaH! http://t.co/vuSUJGkL #
@TrishwaH @m4thlab @cosmicjester I like the old school. But if we're playing an #earworm – have a cardigan – http://t.co/3l9gCe4u #
Sorry if anyone just lost the game as a result of the Cardigans soundtrack. #Mybad #
Boom! And with that, Clonetrooper was lost. A loyal machine, a good soldier and faithful computational device. #
Black roses. My life is pretty and awesome. http://t.co/KzMzg9Hg #
#SYDRIBS i wish to consider the possibility of said festival #
RT @mpesce: "Maybe the days of explaining the patently obvious to the transparently compromised are finally behind us." <-computer says no #
Woot! Legitimate use clause! #trebuchetlist #
@m_minna it's a cat lotus position. Stretches the neck and back, and segues onto a rollover back stretch #
@westyx More an IED – compromised website took down my machine in a matter of moments. #
@westyx Flock, the fallen one. Such potential, such limited lifespan #
Spy around here somewhere http://t.co/O8dxnx8B #

Weekly Twitter Updates

The car for the XBox Generation http://t.co/S0l5pBbL #
Photo: The car for the XBox Generation (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/iiTnWBI3 #
Photo: Flavour fails us once more… Starscream (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/3AIteo4p #
Photo: Serious side airbag…WILL KILL YOU (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/hq0XgYof #
@onfiery Love you too darling #
@frala_fontaine Dropbears are notoriously republican #
Hey @jennifergearing… There's cake http://t.co/O5PhBIzD #
@Doc_Samantha I did share the cake. It's on twitter innit? #
@servantofchaos It's only grey market democracy. Those protests are clearly marked as "export democractic use only" #
My week on twitter: 1 retweets received, 13 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
@lexiphanic I'm found of inappropriately adding commas to otherwise innocent terms #
Nice to feel vaguely alive. Turns out I am a cat – sleep, hack up a furball, sleep again, get grumpy, get fish, feel better. #
Week 12 complete. Survived 46 content delivery lectures, 5 tutorials, 2 guest lectures, and now having marking and 4 revision events to go #
I am a bad person. I do bad things. But hey, I genuinely enjoy listening to Rick Astley, so make of that what you will #
@lordriffington well, i'm just trying to tell you how I'm feeling #
@matthewgain Recursive loop working? #
@lordriffington I knew you'd never give up #
Time to be irresponsible with money. Hi Photojojo website #
@jennifergearing when are you headed to Canberra next? #
I just wrote a eulogy for a web browser. I've been on the internet too long #
@m_minna Flock. It was retired in April this year #
@m_minna Text based equivalent. I loved that browser, extracting the references to it from Chapter 0 is quite extensive #
Editing this chapter is kinda depressing. #
@m_minna Melancholy music and excessive caffeine consumption #
Hey @TrishwaH! http://t.co/vuSUJGkL #
@TrishwaH @m4thlab @cosmicjester I like the old school. But if we're playing an #earworm – have a cardigan – http://t.co/3l9gCe4u #
Sorry if anyone just lost the game as a result of the Cardigans soundtrack. #Mybad #
Boom! And with that, Clonetrooper was lost. A loyal machine, a good soldier and faithful computational device. #
Black roses. My life is pretty and awesome. http://t.co/KzMzg9Hg #
#SYDRIBS i wish to consider the possibility of said festival #
RT @mpesce: "Maybe the days of explaining the patently obvious to the transparently compromised are finally behind us." <-computer says no #
Woot! Legitimate use clause! #trebuchetlist #
@m_minna it's a cat lotus position. Stretches the neck and back, and segues onto a rollover back stretch #
@westyx More an IED – compromised website took down my machine in a matter of moments. #
@westyx Flock, the fallen one. Such potential, such limited lifespan #
Spy around here somewhere http://t.co/O8dxnx8B #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Riddler? http://t.co/LLvGBHRc #
Dinobus! http://t.co/xFO7URoL #
@colwar I liked the first one better :) #
@lordriffington oh. My. #
@lordriffington *gibbering noise* SASCHA! #
@lordriffington also, the level of "so not legal" is match only by the sheer pretty of it all #
The bit where you can see the student progressing from lost and confused to capable and wanting to succeed #thereasonIdothisjob #
Enjoying writing the exam questions. This should be epic #
@joannejacobs been a while has it? *grin* #
Aquaman. Best superhero ever? Discuss #examquestionyouneverget #
#examquestionyouneverget Batman versus Superman. (1) Batman with unlimited preparation. (2) Batman without Preparation. Show your working. #
@gilorian Superman can only time travel in movies we really don't like to mention because we are forced to admit we watched them. #
@jennifergearing Anti-Anxiety Monkey http://t.co/fkt88pwO #
"The Angels have the box" is not the University approved code phrase for a lecture theatre booking. #
I'm glad I don't learn not to press exotic buttons marked 'DO NOT PRESS THIS" #
@sthcrft Why does that qual software package have a cutie mark? #
My week on twitter: 1 retweets received, 2 new listings, 9 new followers, 37 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
Stencil art @ City West Layover http://t.co/roroX7j6 #
Stressed out surbanite… @ ANU School of Music http://t.co/F77Xq07W #
Mercury reclining http://t.co/L6rQG8mu #
1 <3 Marketing (cc @marketingandrew) http://t.co/xDectzTy #
@sthcrft Cutie mark – http://t.co/LCLb3tnN #
Just had one of those "Oh wow, I can see my future moments AND IT'S FREAKING AWESOME" whilst scouting a tutorial room venue #
@Avaaricious Yes. (you can ask @jennifergearing for confirmation of said dance) #
Wandering around the department, singing the theme to My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. #
Time to upgrade my cat icon #
Instant awesome with Instant Elevator Music http://t.co/pTqHgU7O #
@lordriffington That's what has been missing from public transport – SFX and vapour effects trails! #
Now to see if I can distract @marketingandrew with a well timed tweet. #
@Avaaricious oooooh my. *grins* #
There's a sonic rainboom on screen. In graph format. AND THERE'S NO PONY WHO HAS SEEN IT FOR WHAT IT REPRESENTS! #
This presentation has so many assumptions that if all of them came to pass, reality itself would weep tears of pure chaos. #
Self high five! http://t.co/8u1YPXrK #
Help. I discovered information about a news event from a print media production. #
@stilgherrian Wheel of Morality? #
Meta, it has me http://t.co/zDBTq7iW #
Photo: Meta, it has me (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/Sq88qIVG #
Cube is triangle? @ Suga-Cube http://t.co/SNgJNwvr #
Photo: Cube is triangle? (Taken with Instagram at Suga-Cube) http://t.co/kn6fVsLR #
Meta meta Mr @mdreid http://t.co/i1gKX4B3 #
Photo: Meta meta Mr @mdreid (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/zKKWu3dz #
@jennifergearing it was epic #
Lost in a forest… http://t.co/lySh7ahb #
Photo: Lost in a forest… (Taken with instagram) http://t.co/SqXJ4wrv #
RT @jennifergearing: This is @stephendann's face. We just found a christmas squirrel that sings/dances to Ice Ice Baby. http://t.co/ohMaNpMb #
@GadgetGirlTracy ice ice baby. It's the only way to flashmob :) #
Paperwork signed. Awaiting NerfRunner2 to physically materialise for collection. #rentalcar #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Serious waffling is afoot http://t.co/LlweA9Gl #
Dessert Island scene http://t.co/oURCblpH #
Okay, instagram's new lens cap filter works better than expected #
Sunbeam http://t.co/7qull8DO #
@samhighley sorry, but the cat has been kettling #
@jennifergearing This may be relephant to your interests Sally Bollywood:Super Detective http://t.co/Yl87HECS #
Thought it through. Doing it anyway. What's the worst that can happen anyway? After all, if it's that bad an idea, it'd be trebuchetlisted #
@DeathStarPR Structural Feature. It's like a water feature for proton energy reception #wemeanttodothat #
Time to make a choice I don't understand. Last time I tried it, there was a lot of Hugo Weaving involved. #
@soilduck Oh hai! *makes connection between the two universes* #lightbulbmoment #
@cantberra Here that Mr Sauron? That is the sound of your death. That is the sound of inhobbitability… #crossedthestreams #
@joannejacobs I concur with you. (Cue end of world) #
@joannejacobs I'll take that as comment^H^H^H compliment #
@TrishwaH So that's what you look like :) (Knowing, half the battle. Other half, nerf darts) #
Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Yeah. #
@TrishwaH We really should host a Nerf match out down by the College greens estate park, so it's a home game for us :) #
@lizbuchanan You always were our favorite ;) #
"Cujo's got less ground to cover before he eats your forearm. Did you think to wear chain mail?" – http://t.co/ZH4e8PNt #
RT @elhornet: Uploaded "El Hornet North American Drum and Bass mix" to http://t.co/O8gTJDXg http://t.co/SdQBzKjO listen now! #
@lordriffington When did you start tweeting from Kindles? #
Goddamm I am spectacular. When it goes nova, it goes supernova. \m/ #
@bronwynah "sometimes I even manage to amaze myself" -Han Solo :). Today was spectacular :) #
@Doc_Samantha can you pay $4 to say it wasn't? #
@bronwynah the answer is 42. #
Team Pyro #occupythepoint http://t.co/biwiXoD1 #
Reserve Bank Reconstruction by night #economicrenovatorsdelight @ Reserve Bank of Australia http://t.co/0dXN062V #
Parallel 'Verse. #canstopthesignal @ Parts Unknown http://t.co/lG4EQPyo #
The Lane http://t.co/9aahlCjh #
Thermal Hot Water Kittens http://t.co/CXPL9e1H #
Dear Optus. Thanks for finally letting me pay $40 to recharge. I wanted to pay $130, but hey, it's your money I'm not giving you. #badoptus #
Half of marketing thought has come from Day, Kohli and Jaworski, Kotler and Vargo #
Stop reading the damn slides out. #pptsins #
@KITsDad Concur. Tell me the story, let me see the visuals, and work with the display as a partner, not a competitor #
*facekeyboard moment* #
@robinjazz Was I that bad at AMCON? ;) #
@bronwynah Maybe I could suggest to #Microsoft that we have a new ppt template with a "DO NOT READ ALOUD" as the footer? #
Save me from the nothing this presentation has become #
@bronwynah CAUTION: Content may contain bloggable insight and Tweetable outcomes. #
@NickHodgeMSFT Good opportunity to cross over with Rent-a-german for the packet corporate hipster crowd #
@alittlethought I'll play slight defensive then, shall I? #
@robinjazz Even if I am prone to suddenly breaking into the Pirates of Penzance when doing presentations? #nomusicalnumbers #
@cfsmtb Morning! #
Cedam blogging seminar with @soilduck – who doesn't have her technology so I can say nice things whilst she can't reply #
@trib You got the earwax one didn't you? #
@problogger Cheers mate *throws you a fiver* Quad damage short black thanks #
That summer science project involving kevlar and skin cells has sure paid off #bannedfromthelabforlife #
@soilduck heh. I was sitting there thinking "I am so not up there in her league" when you talked about making it to The Conversation #
@soilduck Hey, don't go selling yourself short. I will head up there with a truckload of confidence to apply to you #
I am quite fabulous y'know. #teamdamnfinethankyou #
@bronwynah well, it's true. I'm fabulous #teamrarity #
Grilled kingfish ftw! #foodtweet #
@piawaugh i totally thought that was a portal, and kept looking for the other one #
@soilduck Trust me. You get it back. The PhD makes you the world's leading authority on your subject matter. You are that damn good. #
Concrete keyboard http://t.co/F4lnPq9J #
Do I go with the cutting edge comment or the slices years off your life comment? I can't decide (Image is related). http://t.co/GgyP8zrS #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Manifesto destiny http://t.co/onsDicYr #
Mind the gap. Please stand clear of the closing doors of opportunity. #
Fellow educators: Armed with a marking rubric, and a template set scorecard, how many 1500 word papers could be marked in one day? #
@joannejacobs slows down any if you throw in a comment requirement? #
@joannejacobs and 10 hours would work as a day schedule for marking #
@jennifergearing Town taking a shower before I show up? You know how Brisbane gets at the thought of my return #
@mpesce @misswired Weren't we working weekends anyway? At least there's a mildly satisfied look if we reach the inbox goal #
@mpesce @franksting @misswired Inbox Divide By Zero. I know it's not possible, but damn those singularity look good on paper #
Darn it. All this work is getting in the way of getting work done. #notametaphor #
Microsoft Office 2007 has captured the youth. The Mac laptop using youth of universities anyway. #
@DDsD You just suggested homeopathic meat. The ever presence bacon is everywhere, just really diluted (and heavily shaken) #
@melanietk We are somewhat alike in that sense. #
@joannejacobs G'luck with that Monday. Thanks for the reassurance on the marking time/quota attack #
@renailemay If they're going to do licences, does this mean we can get ISO9000 standards, and Certified Practicing Journalists? #
@Doc_Samantha Livestreaming it? #
It's always disappointing to see someone try to cheat using a method that you'd expressly mentioned you knew how to counter. #
@kidhedera I guess. I thought I'd set the tone for the quality of misbehaviour I was seeking from my malcontents. #
@xander85 I hope so. For indeed, I was tested, and found myself to be awesome. *glows* #
@Doc_Samantha Guess I'll just have to send my likely candidates your way electronically (that would be people in @MKTG3024) #
This marking is proving to be fun.A carefully constructed criteria does wonders for failing suspicious content and rewarding good papers #
Nerd Candy • Nightwing Revealed As Playable Character In… http://t.co/jzWNHTci via @Nerd_Candy \m/ I am so freaking excited. #
@bronwynah I love using the blog to run commentary/ reactions to patterns emerging from the marking as well. #
@bronwynah aa++ would use ebay cimments on grading again? ;) #
@bronwynah *monocle pops off* I tip my hat to you. #
@TrishwaH It was probably a bunch of betamax machines and an 8 track back there when it was a cinema.(: #
@DDsD Yes, but they're waiting for the next Star Wars release on iTunes #
@melburnian You would rather Office 2010? #
I do love it when a student submits last year's essay. Failing it for not answering the question successfully does annoy them so much #
Just went to answer a student's question using the Elements of Harmony as my answer… #
Okay. I may have possibly turned into Applejack, but hey, I can clear all them orchards without yer fancy stinkin' math #
Ah, the joy of good advice you just didn't take. It's like…something? What was that something anyway? #
@nwynn *sends sympathies* I feel the pain from here #
@nwynn The upload date in Wattle should help demonstrate you tried to submit it if your lecturer is open to discussion about the grade #
Started a rumour that the iPhone5 release date was a rumour started by Samsung to mess with Apple's production schedule #nokia #
@renailemay Good night dear. Sleep well, and dream of electronic sheep. #
@gumbuoy You know me. I've been prohibited from truth handling. #
@Elamanor Yeah, that's one of the technologies as yet to be replicated by modern lactose free food science. #
@gumbuoy I like to write my name on the sole of the feet of mine *scrawls the word ANDY on a rumour about flash compatibility and iPad3* #
@anyresemblance Novel use of a the cat as a handheld weapon. Much increase in range with the feline accessory? #
Rebuilding the to-do list. After that, I shall surrender the range of objects used in the process that the #trebuchetlist doth prohibit. #
Xavier's Lecture Theatre for the Gifted http://t.co/x2xOzAu0 #
Never trust an immortal atheist. #
@chrisberg Sure. Just check my voicemail and you'll find the first one #
Rash decisions, lightly made #
@franksting Would be an interesting AR app – show the sponsor overlayed on the political speaker. #
RT @pressdarling: and dual-wielding. and a nicer spell system. and, uh, slow-motion death shots. <- Queensland Parliament Upper House 4S? #
@franksting I think this has awesome typecast all over it. Foxtel red button to click for additional breakdown of payments/donations #
@franksting Parliamentary Telethon! Donate now to influence the outcome of the Senator's speech! SMS 1-900-DEMOCRACY! #
My office noticeboard @ Crisp Building http://t.co/7JeyZ7A9 #
@lasic Which means we need the audience to not fear speaking, nor consequence of written retorts to the spoken word #
D'awww. Two old friends being adorably adorable. You guys are awesome #
@benrobbins Fibre to the node diet not working out? #
Just uploaded '50th anniversary ducks' to SlideShare. http://t.co/MXENEQhp #
To finity and beyond! #
Sascha cat, esquire http://t.co/1aVWu0MW #
@Doc_Samantha Out of research collaborative interest – how conversant are you with Service Dominant Logic? #
@ConversationEDU Sasquatching those rumours are we? #
@nguyenmt Why does riding a bike heal my car's engine? Is this some John Laws Valvoline trick? #
@mpesce More civilised computers from a more enlightened age? #
@nguyenmt *grins at you* I have an excuse – I'm badly behaved :) #
I just ousted @taleahsubmarine as the mayor of Noodle Box Boondall on @foursquare! http://t.co/cXM87znG #
#trebuchetlist Named rings. Rings with latin engraving. #
Right back at you http://t.co/cFj0GHWR #
Mythical hammers #trebuchetlist #
Highlander cosplayers http://t.co/OJat1pVG #
Attempt to dine non-Nandos thwarted. Six options, 3 closed permanently, 1 not serving, 1 with dreadful options. Nando's wins by elimination #
Home ground @ City Hall Clock Tower http://t.co/X13gxqVr #
@ebeonline here, yes. Where are you? #
@ebeonline i'll fire up the cat signal #
Pay that way? Or… http://t.co/Ls8borZW #
The bell(s) http://t.co/dHtNl2Iu #
Random Lego http://t.co/OJNgwtsv #
I'll take that thanks http://t.co/fx7o14cP #
Choir and convert speakers-r-us @ St. Stephen's Cathedral (Catholic) http://t.co/kqgiqwKW #
Not the best seat at the church http://t.co/UxSnYOhL #
Never did get the hang of Thursdays #42 http://t.co/gJKggVgx #
Fully labelled (contents contains captions) http://t.co/p9EKi8yH #