Note to Self

Collected notes to myself from my twitter stream

  • Note to self. Is not better living thru chemistry not dentistry
  • Note to self: a) work out which twitter account is which b) finish the Social Marketing Quarterly paper, then figure out Twhirl
  • Note to self: C#
  • Note to self: Do not spend the afternoon in Sketchup design a ratapult or designed silverbuckshot shotgun shells (werewolf-zombie stoppers)
  • Note to self: Do not write course outlines that make topics sound so interesting you might want to teach the subject. That way lies trouble
  • note to self: Exploding in flame only works if one is a phoenix.  Otherwise, someone else has to upload the video to Youtube for you.
  • Note to self: Fridge contains bacon. Finish washing up, taunting neighbours with glorious scent of bacon.  Regret absence of #browns
  • Note to self: Just because you’re carrying tiny vials of hypercaffeine is no reason to start calculating remote delivery systems for them.
  • Note to self: next internet marketing class, the blog as assessment item is the only major project for the semester.
  • note to self: Piczo.com is myspace’s annoying little brother
  • Note to self: Quit calling out the godfather of social marketing. It’ll lead to more trouble than you’ve got budgeted for this season
  • note to self: remove “DESTROY KNOWN UNIVERSE” from the to do list on the public whiteboard. Replace with coded message of “Vote Liberal”
  • Note to self: Remove USB drive from hat before placing hat on head.
  • Note to self: Trebuchet more permissible than the Bruce Willis victory dance from The Last Boy Scout.  #trebuchet #nonpermitteditems
  • Note to self: you may not use “smackhound” as the substitute for missing authors/references when writing academic papers.
  • Note to self: You’re not allowed to sign ANU documentation in crayon.  They prefer glitter pens
  • Note to self: Only allowed to summon greater old ones if they owe me money
  • Note to self: timber wolves are surprisingly low yield for lumber. Continue the research.
  • Note to self: Aardvarks are ill suited for space flight. Continue the research.
  • Note to self: No, you may not purchase several hundred dollars of fonts.