The Standing Policies

The Bear Poking Policy

  • Policy 1: Do not poke the bear
  • Policy 2: It does not matter if the bear started it, do not poke the bear
  • Policy 3: A bear cannot be unpoked

The Consideration of Alternatives Policy

  • “Thought it through, did it anyway” is policy
  • Just because I thought it out in detail doesn’t mean it’s not a very terrible idea.