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Chinese New Year's Eve dinner #dinner #cnye http://t.co/arCVDTdm #
To Battle! #nerf http://t.co/wO15vgFK #
No one warns you about this aspect of education: You are aware that you have the well-being of others in your hands … http://t.co/OWSUlPIH #
#howsongslie at some point, that fire was extinguished. #
are the brand managers who are winning these millions of "unearned" eyeballs and exposures all that upset about piracy? http://t.co/7GWbpBcU #
Huzzah for @jennifergearing! Yay! Yay! Yay! #
@lizbuchanan there is no excuse for comic sans #
@lordriffington oooh? Whatcha get? #
Really excited about new Empire reality TV show "the Biggest Laser" #starwars #deathstarbedeathstarring #
Noms in 3/4 study. #dinner #foodphoto #food http://t.co/Eqb7qLW9 #
@lizbuchanan easily. Comic Sans is never a valid lifestyle choice. #
@neridagill more win! #
@Doc_Samantha well bred dog? Hushed puppy or more a loafer? #
@jennifergearing yay++++ #
@lordriffington heh. I just bought a pair of scouts off the shelf in BigW (: #
Wings are like a shield of steel (@19moons wristband) #19moons #timepunk http://t.co/KBfzEoAz #
Gah. Research software won't install because it's license locked to a dead harddrive. #penaltyforlegitimacy #
@brisbanecityqld Any chance of getting some webcams/flood sensors onto some of the more recurring flooded roads? #
#CustomerService #Win: Thank you LIWC Inc.for unlocking the software, and getting me back into my research flow. #
Inappropriate Automated Analysis Outcomes: "MedicalCondition: Rash decisions, Windows7 migraines, pain" #robotunderlords #
@SocialBttrfly How long before the account is banned because the bots say "That's not the President's Real Name" #nymwars #
@marketingandrew I see we now celebrate the migratory wetlands on an annual basis #bigwet #
@lordriffington shame I lack a functional gaming rig. #
@ebeonline [Fluttershy]Yay![/Fluttershy] Friendship Ro Dah is Magic my friends #
@cosmicjester Yup – http://t.co/bJnKJVZu :) #
@weaverandom @jennifergearing @cutselvage @laidar copy that rogue leader. On my way via shiny distractions #
Okay, now outbound (no thanks to @sashacat) #
Canberra secret ingredient http://t.co/wJ8I3vic #
#trebuchetlist Couches. #
@lordriffington beast is struggling to hold a wireless signal (no cable either). Darktrooper is down to 5 gig drive space. No other gear :( #
@gumbuoy Can I borrow a cup of internet access today? I fancy liveblogging a bit of the countdown #
@gilorian Maybe relying on Megaupload was a bad plan :) #
RT @kweenie: OH MY GOD. MIGHTY FINE WINS FOR PONY-RELATED WASHING INSTRUCTIONS. http://t.co/BUA2CPpG #
@kweenie [Fluttershy]YAY[/fluttershy] If that yay is okay with you #
@jennifergearing a distraction! #
With regard to the TripleJ #hottest100 Where's the bloody @knifepartyinc ? #
@gumbuoy Really? I am the surprised #
@zeitgeistlondon shock being the awful mismanagement of a nothingness of protest into that debacle. #
@zeitgeistlondon oh yeah. At worst, a few dozen protestors angry at Abbott becomes a PM crash tackled badly by her own security detail #
@joannejacobs Did you know you meant assert? Cos asseting humanity sounds nifty too #
@jasondowns @dajbelshaw quite often we're not the legal owners of that information. #
Helicopter Drone Flies HD Cam Through A Snowstorm [VIDEO] http://t.co/9ub0s0mC <-I want one of those drones #
@deadmau5 Not even for DAT tapes? #
@ChallyZatB Knitting toothpicks with a sonic screwdriver? #
@weaverandom I thank you. #
@deanlk Because that would have been misconstrued to the n+1^nth degree. "PM Security detail exiles Abbott from Australia Day Event" #
@deanlk I agree. frankly, I've been in worse situations in student politics with less security, and better handling of the situation. #
@ChallyZatB don't mind me, I'm wool behind the times #
@kcarruthers HTML5 flooding just isn't as widely implented. #
The other side. Turns out the grass really is greener #cliche #green #youliiveandllawn http://t.co/isOOCHg7 #
I remember when I didn't have to sit out a rainy (low pressure system) Friday night due rheumatism… it was during the drought I think #
My cat is recovering from a bout of cabin fever by running around in the rain. @saschacat has all the style #
Deus Ex Moggy. The cat never asked for this #augmentation #cats http://t.co/97yXXJJ9 #
Despite all my rage, still just a cat in a cage. With wireless. And snacks. And these pellets are so tasty… http://t.co/M40udO9X #
Nerf stash (1 of 3) #nerf http://t.co/TOkXrv2V #
Nerf stash (2 of 3) #nerf http://t.co/uYe2ZGGV #
Nerf stash (3 of 3) #nerf http://t.co/VgSAXNTy #
@TrishwaH why thank you. #
@weaverandom Aloe vera spray + aloe vera gel, and lots of it until the heat is drawn out of the whole thing, then moisturizer liekwoah #
@kehealey There's always maths. UC looks like it needs about four courses, mostly stats related. #academicadvisormodeenabled #
@mpesce @wolfcat @ZuveleLeschen eBay? #
@LiamPomfret soon. Aka we're doing the provision of parts to the supplier atm #

Weekly Twitter Updates

@kehealey Okay. (throw shipping instructions my way via email) #
@kehealey Yes. Still got my e-mail? #
@peterjblack Out of interest, what are you using for compiling the links post? manual post or script? #
Toasted! #food #foodphoto (gluten and dairy free peanut butter toast) http://t.co/XfHrqsvS #
@joannejacobs thanks Kryten. #
"Publishers say the bulk of their costs come from paying textbook writers" Paying us 10 to 15%? http://t.co/jjTWtPgd #
@sthcrft Ministry of Silly Walks and Batman? #
@ChallyZatB danish! #
Someone remind me not to open strange portals to unknown places next time I'm meditating #boom #2012andallthatjazz #
@ProWrestlingX a giant foot from the ceiling to pin your opponent a la Monty Python. #
@ProWrestlingX Fish slapping dance finishing move #
@kidhedera SCIENCE! #
Time to go play with Google Scholar for a bit. If I don't return, I've been archived. #
Okay, so that was an interesting moment in breaking one of the laws of academic physics. *grin* Now I have an H-Index of 7 (: #
@GOPSpaceRanger 26 alphabetical citation rule? #
@GOPSpaceRanger @ANZMAC Sounds like we should go for a special session titled "Duel of the F8s". Papers in opposition go head to head #
@GOPSpaceRanger @ANZMAC This sounds like a fair and reasonable way to discuss structural equation modelling #academicteamfortress #
@GOPSpaceRanger Might see if we can't scrounge some Xboxes for Adelaide :) DX3 first boss battle nearly caused me to sell the game #
@GOPSpaceRanger I was more disappointed than frustrated with MrOneShotKill. Underwhelming scene change moment robbed the game of some fun #
Anyone do time series analysis? Want to play with some Twitter data for me? #
@GOPSpaceRanger It's not that frustrating ;) #
@bronwynah I have strong feelings of frustration towards neuroscience *mutters darkly about neuromarketing* #
@GOPSpaceRanger Are we there yet? No :) #
@lizbuchanan You liked market research, right? We should team up again sometime and do more stuff #
@bronwynah Don't mind me, the pebbles are voting about a rockslide or something #babylon5misquote #
@lordriffington Somebody didn;t get the ink on the contract? #
I appreciate that you're reading my version of reality rather than using Google #honestcoverletters #
I've only applied for this job because I believe a recent Facebook follower is from my HR Department. #honestcoverletters #
@GOPSpaceRanger You could switch to Skyrim as part of a data collection exercise #
I will write precisely what my sponsor thinks about any given political issue #honestcoverletters #newsltdrecruitment #
@scottanidea I figure they're just the sports cosplayers #
RT @irrellievant: #RelationshipTips Buy them a packet of chips every now and then. <-Buy nachos cheese the other half of the time #
@DDsD I started wearing them so I could hear my music and have warm ears at the same time whilst walking around in Canberra #
Archery – Fast Shooting (Murmansk): http://t.co/JNBM968T via @youtube #
@kcarruthers I can't tell if that's the best pick up or put down line in ages :D #
@soilduck Thesis counts as a separate reality :) #
Twitter doesn't like 47 open twitter pages in parallel #
My week on twitter: 2 retweets received, 25 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
@myles_oneill I heard that. #
@snurb_dot_info is it on fire yet? #
@nicolejensen been doing that sort of lifestyle for a bit. Can be a sympathetic ear and kinda advice guide if you need #
Strange days indeed. #
http://t.co/95OR4ABF – Cthulhu2 by fuckmylife #endorsed #
Fixing and tuning the ANZMAC 2011 conference proceedings has been an interesting experience in reminding me I need minions #
Profile of a cat (feline the summet heat efition) #cats http://t.co/ttn9x73O #
N product of $n dollar. Signs side by side so I'm assuming it's #retail #science experiment http://t.co/lfMq4jdK #
@mpesce @einspruch kurt was hardly the iconic hero at the time #
Going offline for Nerf filming #
Huge nerf afternoon. http://t.co/sKSrEuyj #
@hughfisher Think of the pride they'd feel about driving for 20k, and then going "I guess everyone in the future does this" #
@NathanaelB Final Fantasy? #
@hughfisher Or they'd be excessive proud of spelling “library” with one “R” again, poor bastards #
Ping @gumbuoy and @jennifergearing – how progresses "I can't believe it's not Boromir" Game of Thrones Game? #
@gumbuoy Knowing stuff about the books/series would be an a++ bonus for GoT:Balrogs Not Included? #
@gumbuoy I shall (Nerf commitments aside) be up for future such endeavours. Shall I wander your way to acquire @jennifergearing? #
26 alphabetical citation rule? Okay, so much for 20k, and Pingu will write precisely what are hipster? — http://t.co/LUzEoRzO #
@gumbuoy @jennifergearing I shall head out about nowish then…TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD… it has internet, right? #
@gumbuoy sold! #
Mobile #nerf arsenal. Hardware to go. @ Roma Street Parkland http://t.co/gHR3zsbP #
Game day #nerf #huntingparty http://t.co/05UDDeI8 #

Weekly Twitter Updates

@jkerrstevens i've found emailing the tweet works okay as a "read later" #
Rnd1 medical fun: wrists have improved. More exercise, return in a fortnight #yaymedicine #
@Pollytics Have you tried asking the Opposition Health spokesperson? #
I just ousted @agemini27 as the mayor of Wok on Inn Noodle Bar on @foursquare! http://t.co/XYlCOAeE #
@melkettle the MPH at QUT? #
Goddamn. Wolves in an automobile. BLASTED WOLVES. THEY GET EVERYWHERE #roadwolves #
RT @jennifergearing: Wolves can drive now… http://t.co/9vK04YWn <-SEE? #roadwolves #
Meditation class. Will try not to let it stress me out. #
@ebeonline Ah-yup. #
@lordriffington @jennifergearing Those wolves get back in that wall, or it's wolfapult time. #
Activate Protocol:Miss_muffet #spider http://t.co/B37XI1hq #
8 bit reality http://t.co/zsv047y9 #
Ant Highway #ants #garden http://t.co/oKsSYLOJ #
Bit warm out eh chaps? #
@onfiery depends. You naked? #
My week on twitter: 4 retweets received, 1 new followers, 24 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
@RaeBeta @Digital_Femme how can I assist? #
http://t.co/Ke3CtaNW The perfect "Getting Started with Nerf Modding" post – the equipment list of modding supplies #
@peterjblack Didn't MTV go down this path first? Or is Fox planning a music channel that plays music as a follow up? #
Wrecked my first bit of tech for the year – dead USB hub :) #
@ozshadow or trashing all four onboard usb ports. #
This is not summer weather. http://t.co/jaORwEGZ #
I just ousted @trishwah as the mayor of NightOwl on @foursquare! http://t.co/HNEAc7Ka #
@CatherineCaine doesn't the tilde mark cover this in writing? #
@CatherineCaine How about the boundary/four signal from cricket? Scaled to the size of the verbal sidestep? http://t.co/Emj9vMGd #
Anyone fancy coding some qual data for me? Bit of data entry with a slice of opinionated category tagging? #
I need a self rescuing princess ;) #
@joannejacobs Can I borrow some money from you then? #
@mindyhoyden She required rescuing. Now if I had a second self rescuing princess, that princess could rescue the first one, right? #
@bronwynah Steady on chief, it's not a neuroscience report. #
"A substantive written case – up to approximately 2 typed pages" <-No font size specifications? #
@joannejacobs Zapf Dingbats and Cairo font to the rescue! #
Princess Rescue: Elite team of self rescuing princesses who find, liberate and train other captured princesses. #
@mindyhoyden I think the rescue was more the priority than the rescuer. That said, I make a lousy self rescuing prince consort #
Is saying "Ooh a free castle? For me?" the wrong attitude to take to being banish to the tower? #externallyrescuableprince #
Cagey http://t.co/2E0IZ2OR #
A lonely place of filing #insideakindle #library #shusssssh http://t.co/g4nyNqN1 #
DINSDALE! Dinsdale! #
@weaverandom paper bruises are as bad as paper cuts #
Appropriate #hipster indoor behaviour checklist #signs http://t.co/Lagqf2KN #
@gumbuoy Game of Thrones v Battlestar Galactics? #
@gumbuoy i fear this game already. #
@gumbuoy @gilorian that's strangely comforting. #
Vanilla Mars Bar. Everything wrong with #foodscience in one bar #food #almostfood http://t.co/2nyaboFh #
Social Marketer Profile Series | Stephen Dann: Marketer, Teacher, Writer, Renegade – ISMA http://t.co/SEMjgK4v #
I don't have the attention span for toast #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Cafe and telescopes! @ Astro Pete's Cafe http://t.co/rUyoZqMw #
Scissors…. From the 3rd Dimension! #ineffectivehorrormoments http://t.co/qPYd65L1 #
Cleaning out the unused games from the steam library – hello 50 gig of harddrive space (TF2 was most of it I suspect) #
How the hell do you get a pass conceded (PX) on a blood test? *heads off to sit the supplemental blood exam* #
@westyx the hats. Such a towering pile of headware ;) #
My week on twitter: 2 retweets received, 3 new followers, 4 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
Travel day. Travel day. #
@stuarthorrex i'll see that and raise you #qantasluxury inflight entertainment on QF509 http://t.co/BW6xPL09 #
Crowd around the tv set at the IGA to see Ponting's century #
@irrellievant Nice finishing move. #
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #
@laidar thank you darlin' #
Time to do things my way. Sorry about your damn reality. #
@alittlethought i may just take you up on that offer #
@jennifergearing @lordriffington why you be cribbin' on Plato? Socrates is where it be happening. #
Job satisfaction? http://t.co/aqL3dQdw #
Why so serious? http://t.co/12tWXk2c #
Live frst, die jung? #streetart #graffiti http://t.co/4UynhGpC #
@laidar shotguns and flame throwers and Pingu will save us #
Happy anniversary @jennifergearing #
@jennifergearing yay us! *happiness* #
@canberrajames jammercst looks pawsome. Where did you get such epic wear? #
Earnest voiced individuals leading youth groups always disturb me. There's only so much earnestly emoted sentiment a person can endure #
@GeordieGuy Which one this time? (And last time come to think of it) #
@GeordieGuy Given the batsman is armed, armoured & has a backup man, it's that or go Shaun of the Dead on the bowler. #
Happiness. Good day at work today. Successes of my students is always pleasing. #
Turn your cat onto vandalism #graffiti #streetart #canberra http://t.co/Axw0SUHN #
@joannejacobs Entirely depends. Are you satisfied with the answers from yourself? #directmessagemirroruniverse #
Angry Birds + your tweets * infographic = #TweetSheet See mine: http://t.co/D6ltbQdr via @vizify #
@joannejacobs ah the parallel universe has treated you kindly *grin* #haveshovel #amdiggingmyselfoutofthisone #
Ego the size of a star system, and I have a depressed droid parking ships for me. I can live with this #modestzaphod #
@soniaahhh Even the dragons are hipster? #
@joannejacobs i'm going to need a bigger shovel aren't I? (good/evil, you're still the prettiest one) #diggingupwards #
Decorative public art http://t.co/RdZ0SeDt #
RT @wolfcat: Looks like a highly localized earthquake at toys r us http://t.co/vQtM9xHw <- STAMPEDE! #
Note to self: Acquire functioning pain thresholds. I can handle dental work without painkillers, but can't deal with a foot massage #
@NathanaelB Just give back that blasted ring already. #
No fourth wall required #mlpfim #mylittlepony http://t.co/1w8pgF4W #
@avarielwings That unfamiliar canon is Cobra Commander from GI Joe #
@sbaron20 Thanks for the heads up on the publications – that'll help a lot with a couple of current projects. #
@mdreid I am amazed and horrified at once. That's… wrong at so many levels. #
#HowGreatIsOurGod One of mine has a hammer, another is big on cats, and a third is like Pinkie Pie deified (+his brother has a hammer) #
@MrSimonTaylor Penguins always cheat don't they? #
Does anyone, anywhere in the world currently not have a government that is "most incompetent in living memory"? #universality #
@stuarthorrex @MrSimonTaylor Only if you're paying extra for the after match services of the penguin. #
@gilorian I haven't seen many papers leading with "Most heartless government in living memory" as the opening statement though #
@safzoro Cool. I keep finding the "worse gov't ever" statement as if it was a new political journalism macro in Office 2012 #
Team Photo #nerf style http://t.co/kgUfod8T #
Had been wondering if that last blood test would bruise @ My arm http://t.co/5zYTXzea #
Nerf Team Photo http://t.co/34hgVKBQ via @youtube #
When did Proquest become horribly broken? #
@melkettle @QPSmedia Vampires? In Queensland? So much for the hole in the ozone layer defence system #
Nerf Wave Motion Cannon prototype #yamato http://t.co/EK6xOSni #

Weekly Twitter Updates

Happy Feast day everyone! Oh, and Wenceslas? Bite me. #feastofstephen #
Of coarse it does #labellingthepoint http://t.co/otinlezl #
My week on twitter: 1 new listings, 1 new followers, 6 mentions. Via: http://t.co/CpAwvVEA #
Morning y'all #
Twitter silence versus urge to share the pain of archival document filing #interestingtweetsnextyear #
@Doc_Samantha reality Tv crossover genre? #
Confirmed. RT @kehealey: Correct: http://t.co/6rmTdzFW #
Auditioning for Zuma #frog http://t.co/oyLycCzN #
@ozshadow celebrating new year on hoth? Have a designated tauntaun drive you home #roadsafety # #
Screw physics. I'm Pinkie Pie! (ping @jennifergearing ) #
Screw reason, I'm Pinkie Pie http://t.co/Y8jrIvYq #
Winner and still champion! Coles breaking out Easter before NYE #toosoon http://t.co/iDYVI4cQ #
Everypony! Grab somepony! Backstreet's back alright! #ponybsb #
With cat like grace (@saschacat) http://t.co/lOMojHOS #
Good evening 2012. We meet again. #
I broke the rapture #