The Bear Poking Policy
- Policy 1: Do not poke the bear
- Policy 2: It does not matter if the bear started it. Do not poke a bear, the bear or any other bear
- Policy 3: You cannot unpoke a bear
- Policy 4: No rescue shall be forthcoming for an incident involving a bear you have previously poked, currently poking, or are advancing upon with intentions to poke.
- Policy 5: You poked it, you earned it.
The Consideration of Alternatives Policy
- “Thought it through, did it anyway” is policy
- Just because I thought it out in detail doesn’t mean it’s not a very terrible idea.
- Do I look like I think things through?